Tymothi: J (tymothi_j) wrote,
Tymothi: J
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Well, The British Do Like Their Mushy Peas....


Things I've learned since arriving in London:

Jacques Derrida est mort.

Take a condom and slip a handful of frozen peas inside. You'll only need about ten. Slip it on then let your girl climb on top -- so she is facing your feet. Ladies, lean forwards and move your hips in a slow, thrusting motion. The peas act like little pressure bombs and stimulate your G-spot as you move. He'll love the frosty feeling too.

-A Sex Columnist in a London Tabloid


I'm in London for a couple of days, and probably will go to Cambridge on Sunday. If you would like a postcard, please email your mailing address to me at tymothi_j_2 @ yahoo.com.
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That is like, THE greatest thing I've heard about sex in, like, forever.
let me know if you decide to try it. personally, while i see the draw from a woman's perspective, i'm not sure if the man would be able to perform, given what happens, for instance, when a man swims in cold water.

but alas.
gaaah

i just got back from cambridge tonight (ie monday night) and had i known we were in town at the same time, i totally would have dragged my sorry butt off my friend's couch and met up with you! harumph. hope you made it to Cam in any case, though i have to say that the population seemed to have trebled on that weekend due to graduations and other events in town. hmm.

hugs for you
Yup, was there at the same time. Made it from London in time for Evensong at King's, walked around the little market in front of the Guildhall, met up with my friend Guy and his girlfriend Danelle for dinner and drinks at Ha! Ha!, slept for a couple of hours, and then took the 3.05 a.m. bus to Stansted for my flight back.

Certainly would have been funny had we bumped into each other whilst there!