Tymothi: J (tymothi_j) wrote,
Tymothi: J

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Sage Advice

If you are planning to confess an affair you have been having behind your pianist wife's back, you might consider it imprudent to reveal it whilst her fingers are being hacked off one by one.

If you are a ten-year old girl in a circus and perform with your more-talented sister, reconsider knocking over a canister of kerosene on the box into which you've just padlocked her.

Do not eat Chinese dumplings.
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